In fact I am so beautiful that I receive letters from my adoring fans.
Belinda to Gavana:
Darling Gavana,
I might surprise you, you beautiful little baby, but I do know what a dilute calico or pastel tortie looks like (does that make me intelligent, probably not)! Having said that, you are absolutely the most beautiful I have ever seen - but then again, you know that don't you? You little sweetheart - those eyes and that face are divine! No wonder your Mummy loves you so much! You make sure you look after and help your Mummy with your little Scamper won't you? I will be checking with your Mummy for sure - I know you'll do what you can, I can tell that from your eyes (they are the mirror of your soul)! I know you love yourself, but I have fallen in love with you too, but keep that secret from the others or they might feel jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lots of love and kisses from me and my tribe (they are very good at giving kisses too),
Belinda xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Gavana's reply to Belinda via her personal secretary:
We read your note to Gavana and she thanks you for confirming the obvious :-) and is glad that you are so smart to realize her astonishing beauty and superior qualities. She said she may let you glance at her from afar if you happen to be out this way but there are no guarantees. Touching her amazingly soft fur, however, would be quite out of the question unless you pass the series of tests that she determines on the spot based on her mood and assessment of you at any given time. However, she does grant you permission to print off her picture and place it next to your bedside so you can adore and worship her regularly.
Belinda:
Thanks for your permission to print off your picture Gavana - can I keep it on my fridge next to my precious pictures of my kitties or is the fridge not posh enough for you???????????
Lots and lots of special love,
Belinda and the rest of the gang!!!!!
Gavana's response:
Permission was granted for framed photo on bedside only. I do not share the limelight with anyone else.